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Here’s a very good exam­ple of how we can use the free 100 units of ASM for our future generation!

MANY have voiced out the dete­ri­o­rat­ing moral val­ues of Malaysians. I had first-hand expe­ri­ence of this, and that too at the hands of some­one attached to an edu­ca­tion institution.

A mother, her chil­dren and I were wait­ing behind the yel­low line for the aero train at KL Inter­na­tional Air­port when a man in a black T-shirt embroided with the name of a uni­ver­sity cut in front of us.

He had a group of for­eign female stu­dents with him whom he asked to cut in as well, totally dis­re­gard­ing those who were already stand­ing there.

When the mother com­mented that we were all queu­ing up, the man gave her a look and just said “diplo­mat”. More

I received this email from Bob, it is really funny! I had a good laugh hahahha (Who­ever wrote this, you rocks!)

I think this is the fun­ni­est joke this year!! I have read it numer­ous times now and still laugh

A real story by a Man who was stand­ing in a queue in Tesco’s.….…..

I have 2 dogs & I was buy­ing a large bag of Winalot (British dog food)in Tesco and was stand­ing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was start­ing The Winalot Diet again, although I prob­a­bly shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hos­pi­tal last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awak­ened in an inten­sive care ward with tubes com­ing out of most of my ori­fices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essen­tially a per­fect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pock­ets with Winalot nuggets and sim­ply eat one or two every time you feel hun­gry & that the food is nutri­tion­ally com­plete so I was going to try it again.

I have to men­tion here that prac­ti­cally every­one in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, par­tic­u­larly a guy who was behind her.

Hor­ri­fied, she asked if I’d ended up in the hos­pi­tal in that con­di­tion because I had been poi­soned. I told her no, it was because I’d been sit­ting in the road lick­ing my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laugh­ing so hard as he stag­gered out the door.

Stu­pid cow.….…..why else would I buy dog food?

My good friend, Kim is giv­ing away a Free Mini Por­trait. If you wish to own a por­trait from a pro­fes­sional artist for free than you would find fol­low­ing the sim­ple instruc­tion (below) was just an easy task.

Good luck!

… taken from Kim’s blog post… (Char­lie — She’s pretty!!! )

I’m offer­ing my read­ers the oppor­tu­nity to win a Free Mini Por­trait this month..

# the Mini Por­trait is 25cm x 25cm (10″ x 10″) — acrylic on gallery wrapped can­vas..
# free postage
# value: $250 (au)
# one person/subject of the winner’s choice
# win­ner will be selected from a ran­dom gen­er­a­tor at the end of this month

What you can do:

1. leave a com­ment here =1 entry per comment
2. post about the com­pe­ti­tion at your blog with a link back to lake­trees = 10 entries
3. RETWEET this post on twit­ter = 1 entry per tweet
4. Sub­scribe to lake­trees by Email = 5 entries

please let me know in this post what you have cho­sen to do so I can allo­cate your entries by the 31st July…( I know most of you have ..thanks )

I will announce the win­ner on the 1st July 2009 1st August 2009
Good luck everyone!!!

I have uploaded these pic­tures onto Face­book but I fig­ure I should not let the pic­ture qual­ity spoiled my mood.

I decided to use Light­room and embed the page onto blog post.

Now that I feel happy I shall be free from stress.

P/s: Bing! is the name of a cafe in Kuch­ing, Sarawak (Bor­neo) not the Microsoft’s Bing! coincident???