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Amanah Saham 1Malaysia for Diplomat Student

Here’s a very good example of how we can use the free 100 units of ASM for our future generation!

MANY have voiced out the deteriorating moral values of Malaysians. I had first-hand experience of this, and that too at the hands of someone attached to an education institution.

A mother, her children and I were waiting behind the yellow line for the aero train at KL International Airport when a man in a black T-shirt embroided with the name of a university cut in front of us.

He had a group of foreign female students with him whom he asked to cut in as well, totally disregarding those who were already standing there.

When the mother commented that we were all queuing up, the man gave her a look and just said “diplomat”.

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Winalot Dog Food

I received this email from Bob, it is really funny! I had a good laugh hahahha (Whoever wrote this, you rocks!)

I think this is the funniest joke this year!! I have read it numerous times now and still laugh

A real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco’s……….

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot (British dog food)in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I’d been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow……….why else would I buy dog food?

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Win A Free Mini Portrait

My good friend, Kim is giving away a Free Mini Portrait. If you wish to own a portrait from a professional artist for free than you would find following the simple instruction (below) was just an easy task.

Good luck!

… taken from Kim’s blog post… (Charlie – She’s pretty!!! )

I’m offering my readers the opportunity to win a Free Mini Portrait this month..

# the Mini Portrait is 25cm x 25cm (10″ x 10″ – acrylic on gallery wrapped canvas..
# free postage
# value: $250 (au)
# one person/subject of the winner’s choice
# winner will be selected from a random generator at the end of this month

What you can do:

1. leave a comment here =1 entry per comment
2. post about the competition at your blog with a link back to laketrees = 10 entries
3. RETWEET this post on twitter = 1 entry per tweet
4. Subscribe to laketrees by Email = 5 entries

please let me know in this post what you have chosen to do so I can allocate your entries by the 31st July…( I know most of you have ..thanks )

I will announce the winner on the 1st July 2009 1st August 2009
Good luck everyone!!!

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